Coiffio is the main antagonist of the Perfect Hair Forever series. He is considered to be the evil controller of cats, and the arch nemesis of Gerald.
Physical Appearance[]
Coiffio is a old/elderly man who heavily resembles Uncle Grandfather. He has a very similar white beard, a pinkish lip, hairy eyebrows, black circle shaped shades, light skin, arms, five fingered hands, breasts with no visible nipples, a belly button, a nose, a mouth, and ears, but appears to be much taller and skinner (in contrast to Uncle Grandfather being fat) He doesn't wear a shirt, making him shirtless, but wears black shorts, a red belt, and light brown high heels.
He wears an enormous multicolored wig on his head. His real hair is shown to be a natural white, as revealed in “Tusk.”
Personality[]
Coiffio is an egocentric old man who likes to play karaoke on an acoustic guitar to sing and bathe in a hot tub on a large, phallic shaped spaceship in outer space. He desires to destroy the world and his arch nemesis Gerald. Coiffio normally lives in a neighborhood house (which he would later sell to Rod) and speaks with a pseudo-Cajun accent, but will often mispronounce words that he says such as the Inappropriate Comedy Tree's name "Normal Douglas." He even thinks that Gerald is the son of Uncle Grandfather, and mistaken the Young Man’s severe arm for Gerald’s (“Happy Suck Day”). Some of his evil plans include preventing Gerald from winning a motorcycle race to invading the Tunaminium with cardboard box robots.
His minions are Cat Man, Model Robot, the Inappropriate Comedy Tree (until he joined Gerald in his quest), Astronomic Cat, and regular Cats. Coiffio will order any of his minions to do tasks for him, from Model Robot being asked to transform into objects to Astronomic Cat picking up objects.
Trivia[]
- Coiffio is voiced by Dave Willis, who is one of the co-creators of the Adult Swim series Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
- He played the role of a teacher in the Ghost Bear Junior High Attendance Party program in "Woke Up Drunk."